Musical Accompaniment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg_P8iii85k
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To begin with I must start off with some bad news. Upp is no longer with us. As it turns out, he was actually The Lich King and needed to be killed for phat lewtz.


After that, we felt pretty bad about having slain our former leader and we all jumped to our deaths!



...we got better.

Moving right along, SHADOWMOURNE!!!! Yeah, that's right. 96% downloaded... 97%.... can someone check the download?


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The best thing to do with a shiny new axe is, of course, to kill the fuck out of some hard modes. And kill the fuck out of we did.


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Yep, just Sindragosa left to go! (And Lich King but that jerkface doesn't count)

...Did I mention that Waldir totally flipped out and killed us all and it was totally sweet?



...we got better....

FUCK YEAH

Musical Accompaniment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHetRTOD1Q

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We killed a big undead dragon. Beaten, battered and swollen, our lovely healers treated our wounds. A nice sinapism may have been nice too. Sinapisms for all!

Since you know I'm being sincere, I must say something quite sincerely to the lot of you.

You all rock.

I think you just might doubt my sincereness so I will say it even more sincerer.

YOU ALL ROCK.

That is the sincerest I can be so if those sincerities aren't good enough for you, you will just have deal with your own sincerity-trust issues on your own.

Well, we laid blow after blow to the big boss-dragon's sincipital region. It doesn't take any fancy math - no tangent or sine - to figure out what happened. Even a simpleton with a do-nothing sinecure could figure it out:

Lacking sinew, the lifeless corpse crashes to the ground.

Yet there will be no sinphonia. Not even a sinphonietta.

You might consider such a thing to be rather sinful, not having anyone to sing our praise. To tell the tale of how we braved the frost fires and emerged singed but victorious. There's no single thing that caused us to reach such greatness. It was not merely the axes nor the spells cast nor the singlesticks. It was not merely our breastplates nor singlets nor robes. No one weak point to exploit like a freshly dealt singleton. It is as though all of us together are harnessed to all-encompassing singletree, pulling in unison. Singling out anything becomes impossible because we are not singly strong, nor weak.

We mock our enemies as though they were only a singsong. Our glory is like some majestic singspiel, our attacks flowing like music.

Yes, our strength is our whole. Yet, our strength is singular in each of us like some curious singularity. There is simply no way to singularize us yet each of us is self-sufficiently strong.

If you will allow me to sinicize for a moment, a phrase that describes us greatly is "望子成龍" - be as successful and powerful as a dragon. It is a greatness so powerful as to be nearly sinister. This power flows through us in both a dextral and a sinistral manner, it is complete.

To fight against us is such an uphill battle it is as though you sink into the deepest sinkhole imaginable.

However, we are not entirely sinless. Yes, there is a sinner in each of us. If I may get sinological for a moment, it reminds me of the È Guǐ of Chinese lore. It is a hungry ghost, the spirit of a person who was too greedy in life and is damned to suffer in hunger after death. I'm no sinologue but it seems like this story could serve as a warning to us. A warning as red as sinopia.

Our strength is in unity, like a metal that has been sintered.

Though the path ahead may be treacherous and sinuous, we shall follow it.

We're going to march right up to The Lich King and punch him in the sinus.

Musical Accompaniment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X7WEZ8PkF0

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We start off getting all raid BUFFY and the DPS mash their buttonXANDER health starts going down. Suddenly, the damage SPIKEs and then the healer dies and you get a pretty, pretty ANGEL.

Upp makes some crazy statement like "Whoever dies to bloodbolt WILLOW me 100g" and it DAWNs on you ANYA realize you're just gonna have to try harder to TARA new asshole for this bOZs.

And…. uh…. RILEY, GILES, CORDELIA. Just wanted to say that. <_<;

BQL down. Nice work.

For Accompaniment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcJwz7wu8_s

http://www.filefront.com/15495899/AnubArak-handleit.wmv

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This is The Greatest and Best Raid in the World… Tribute.

Long time ago me and my raid Handle It here
we was DPSin' down a bunch of ugly beasts.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the arena.

And he said:
"YOU FACE JARAXXUS
FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE"

Well me and Handle It… we looked at each other
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we used the first plan that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Best Raid in the World
it was The Best Raid in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
There were two boss down
two and one make three
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so
When the Champs don't suck and the heals flow
and the DPS owns oooh

Needless to say
the enemy heals were stunned.
Whip-crack went our DPS
And the Champs were done.
Tirion asked us:
"Wipe to Valkyr?"
And we said
Nay.
We are but men (and a number of sexy ladies)
Anub'aROCK!!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Raid in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't really play like The Greatest Raid in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Loot in TotGC,
All right!
It was The Greatest Loot in the Instance,
All right!
And it was the best mother fuckin' raid,
The Greatest Kill in the Raid!

Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!
(guitar solo)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the fight we fought on that fateful night was actually
our final of final attempts!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God, we're rocking'
So surprised to find you can't stop us, now.
We're on fire--
O hallelujah I'm done! Lich motherfucker you're next oooh
All right!
All right!